Okay let me guess. You put "cool myspace layouts" into Google and you got bait-and-switched up the ying-yang. Instead of a fine collection of chic and clever web designs, you found a bunch of cheesy knockoffs that any blithering idiot could have jammed out in a few seconds with his eyes half closed.
So enough of that rinky-dink crapola. Let's do something out of the ordinary here.
First let's do away with the default MySpace layout and use a novel 3 column overlay. We'll line up the navigation links vertically on the left menu-style, put your pic, blurb and videos in the middle and your top friends space on the right.
Now let's snazz the whole thing up with a hot header background I photoshopped from a pic I snapped on the TransCanada highway en route to Toronto last fall.
Put all that together and this is what you get: